25 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards You’ll LOL At

Valentine’s Day is a special day to not only celebrate with our significant others but also our friends. And, while getting a romantic card is wonderful, sometimes adding a bit of humor makes things even better!

If you want to put a smile on the faces of those who mean the most to you, check out the absolutely HILARIOUS Valentine’s Day cards below. They’ll have you laughing until you cry!

PS: If you’re looking for ideas more suited toward the classroom, check out our DIY Valentine’s Day crafts and homemade cards and our DIY Valentine’s Day box ideas for school!

Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards for Couples

Ok, we have some funny Valentine’s Day cards for friends further below these, but a lot of these “couple” cards would work with friends too! I recommend looking through them all as they’ll give you a good laugh anyway!

1. I am Yours. No Refunds!

Haha! Telling it how it is. This is super cute and funny.

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2. You Chew Loud and I Still Like You

I know a lot of you will relate to this one! Fun fact: there’s a disorder called misophonia that can cause a strong dislike or hatred of specific sounds. If you have it, this card could be very suiting!

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3. You’ve Stolen a Pizza My Heart

Pair this funny card with our delicious homemade zucchini pizza crust recipe and you’ll win Valentine’s Day for sure!

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4. I Love You With All Of My Butt

Bahaha! This is a really silly one but it definitely had me laughing!

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5. I Love You Even Though You Hog All the Bed

This one is TOO relatable!

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6. I Love You More Than Tacos

Now THAT’S true love. Just like the pizza card above, you could pair this card with our oven-baked tacos for a taco-filled Valentine’s Day!

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7. Let’s Taco Bout How Much I Love You

I saw this one after looking at the card above and I had to include it. Both are so good!

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8. The Cheesiest Card

If you’re going to get a cheesy card, it better be this one!

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9. You Abducted My Heart!

Have an alien-obsessed significant other? Pair this card with some alien movies and have an out of this world Valentine’s Day!

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10. You Guac My World

Avocados seem to be all the rage these days so this punny card should be perfect for many friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc.

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11. If You Were a Bogey…

The person who made this card somehow managed to make boogers cute and I absolutely love it! What an adorable, silly, and funny card.

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12. Baby, Yoda One For Me!

With the Mandalorian just being released and the Baby Yoda internet craze, this card has perfect timing! Plus, it’s adorable and extremely clever.

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13. I Love You Like Dobby Loves Socks

Perfect for your Harry Potter loving girlfriend or boyfriend! Pair it with a Harry Potter-themed gift and you’ll be set.

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14. I Whale Always Love You

This one is more on the cute and romantic side but it’s still punny! Perfect for all whale lovers.

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15. You Are One in a Melon

Sometimes simple humor and a bit of romance are all you need in a good card!

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16. Cow Card

This one is too funny! Would it be wrong to serve some juicy burgers for dinner after giving this to your valentine? Probably.

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17. This May Sound Cheesy…

A great food pun and hilarious visuals make this card one of my favorites!

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18. Sitting in Silence

This one is almost a bit TOO relatable sometimes. It would work great to give to friends too.

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19. Thanks for Not Being Another Weirdo on the Internet

If it’s your first Valentine’s Day with someone you met on a dating site or app, this card couldn’t be more relevant and funny!

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20. Roses Are Red…

That’s not how you were expecting that poem to finish, were you? This might be the perfect card for a gassy husband!

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Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Friends

If you’re looking for cards that you can hand out to your friends this Valentine’s Day, here are some additional ideas. You can, of course, give these to your significant other as well though! They work great for all types of relationships.

21. You Donut Know How Much You Mean to Me

Another punny one and the face on the donut makes me laugh out loud! Pair this card with a real donut and you’ll have the happiest friend in the world.

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22. You Are My Swolemate

Your gym buddies probably aren’t expecting you to get them a Valentine’s Day card so they’ll burst out laughing when they see this one. That’s a guarantee.

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23. Besteas for Life

Do you have a friend you always drink tea with? If so there’s no better card to get for them than this one!

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24. High Maintenance

This one would be great to give to the high maintenance friend in your life. It’s a funny way to give a compliment!

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25. Shrimply the Best

This one is so simple but with the pun plus the hilarious looking little shrimp, it’s sure to get a laugh from your friend!

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Where to Find More Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Above are some of the best Valentine’s cards we could find, but if you none of them stood out to you, don’t worry! There are a ton of other hilarious Valentine’s Day cards that you can find on Etsy for very reasonable prices. You can also check Amazon for cards!

Which funny Valentine’s Day card on this list is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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