Christmas Gift Idea: Goofy Books For Kids
What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family!
If geese had graves, Mother Goose would be rolling in hers. The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales retells–and wreaks havoc on–the allegories we all thought we knew by heart. In these irreverent variations on well-known themes, the ugly duckling grows up to be an ugly duck, and the princess who kisses the frog wins only a mouthful of amphibian slime.
Did the story of the three little pigs ever seem slightly biased to you? All that huffing and puffing–could one wolf really be so unequivocally evil? Finally, we get to hear the rest of the story, “as told to author Jon Scieszka,” straight from the wolf’s mouth.
Do snakes sneeze?
Why didn’t the three musketeers carry muskets?
What happens to the holes that are punched out of looseleaf paper?
Why don’t people smile in old photos?
The ultimate how-not-to-grow-up guide. The Encyclopedia of Immaturity contains more than 300 entries: How to Skip a Stone, How to Do a Wheelie, How to Hang a Spoon from Your Nose, How to Really Annoy Your Older Sibling — all painstakingly explicated and illuminated with full-color photographs, illustrations, diagrams, and the occasional footnote.
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