Ring Ring Hello…

Hello…

Is this the Coupon Clippers anonymous hot line?

Yes… yes it is… how can I help you today?

Well… you see I have this problem…

Yes… go on…

I can’t control myself from diving into recycling bins …

Oh… and what is it your hoping to find when you dive into the recycling bin my dear?

Coupons…

Coupons?

Yes Coupons…

What’s so great about coupons my dear?

What’s so great about coupons??? Are you serious??? Coupons are like money… Shiny little pieces of slick paper with free money printed on them…

Oh sweetie… it’s just paper… it’s not really money… they have no real value… In fact I use the coupons from my Sunday paper for Mr. Friskers cat box… And anyway dear… you shouldn’t be jumping into recycling bins… especially rusty recycling bins…Why just last week my cousin Earl’s next door neighbors 2nd cousin on his Mother’s side twice removed had  his big toe bitten off by a momma possum who was nesting in the bottom of an old rusted out newspaper recycling bin…

But I wear boots…

Oh… well you should be fine then…

So you’re saying it’s okay if I dive into recycling bins looking for coupons each week?

Well… do you get a lot of coupons dear?

Yes… like 25-40 inserts a week…

OH MY… Well… let me ask you one more thing… Do you have the permission of the owner to sort through his recycling bin?

Well YES… of course I do…

Well then dive all you want dear…

Wow…thanks for understanding…I feel much better now about my deviant behavior…

I have to go on my break now dear… it’s been nice talking to you Mavis…

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Want some bling for your next coupon adventure?

Chooka Women’s Herringbone Dual Buckle Rain Boot

Youngstown Glove 04-3800-30-M Women’s Garden Glove Performance Glove Medium, Burgundy

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